Here at Kosher Casual, we think few things are better than a good pun. Sometimes, humor is the best medicine for a stressful or frustrating day. Here are our favorite puns and jokes about clothing and fashion.

  1. “Why are skinny jeans so trendy? I can’t get into them.”
  2. “I love to dress in all-black from head to toe. My style is second to nun.”
  3. “At first I wasn’t interested in buying leather shoes, but the salesman suede me.”
  4. “I was going to take off my socks, but I got cold feet.”
  5.  “Being fashionable is in my jeans.”
  6. “What do you call a jacket that catches on fire? A blazer!”
  7. “Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? They ended up in a tie.”
  8. “These jeans are too tight — I can’t breathe,” Levi panted.
  9. “What’s soft and slippery? A slipper!”
  10. “I get so frustrated when I try to organize my wardrobe. I might need some hanger management.”
  11. “Where’s my coat? I hope you didn’t jacket!”
  12. “I just heard that iron sales are decreasing.”
  13. “One of my new shoes just isn’t right.”
  14.  “I’d wear a cardboard belt, but it would be a waist of paper.”
  15. “What’s your favorite brand of jeans?” I asked. She replied, “Guess.”
  16. “You wear size 14 shoes? What a feet!”
  17. “What did the hat say to the necktie? I’ll go on ahead, you just hang around.”
  18. “There’s an is-shoe I’d like to ad-dress.”
  19. “Did you hear about the coat I got from the internet? It’s down-loaded.”
  20. “You thought your shoes were tied? Nope, frayed knot.”
  21. “The guy who sells designer clothing is a Dior to Dior salesman.”
  22. “There’s a sign on a shoe store that says, “Come in and have a fit.”
  23. “The dictator doesn’t like to dress formally. You could say he’s a tie rant.”
  24. “How do farmers mend their pants? With cabbage patches!”
  25. “I brought eye-shadow and lipstick to school because I have a make-up exam.”

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