Here at Kosher Casual, we think few things are better than a good pun. Sometimes, humor is the best medicine for a stressful or frustrating day. Here are our favorite puns and jokes about clothing and fashion.
- “Why are skinny jeans so trendy? I can’t get into them.”
- “I love to dress in all-black from head to toe. My style is second to nun.”
- “At first I wasn’t interested in buying leather shoes, but the salesman suede me.”
- “I was going to take off my socks, but I got cold feet.”
- “Being fashionable is in my jeans.”
- “What do you call a jacket that catches on fire? A blazer!”
- “Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? They ended up in a tie.”
- “These jeans are too tight — I can’t breathe,” Levi panted.
- “What’s soft and slippery? A slipper!”
- “I get so frustrated when I try to organize my wardrobe. I might need some hanger management.”
- “Where’s my coat? I hope you didn’t jacket!”
- “I just heard that iron sales are decreasing.”
- “One of my new shoes just isn’t right.”
- “I’d wear a cardboard belt, but it would be a waist of paper.”
- “What’s your favorite brand of jeans?” I asked. She replied, “Guess.”
- “You wear size 14 shoes? What a feet!”
- “What did the hat say to the necktie? I’ll go on ahead, you just hang around.”
- “There’s an is-shoe I’d like to ad-dress.”
- “Did you hear about the coat I got from the internet? It’s down-loaded.”
- “You thought your shoes were tied? Nope, frayed knot.”
- “The guy who sells designer clothing is a Dior to Dior salesman.”
- “There’s a sign on a shoe store that says, “Come in and have a fit.”
- “The dictator doesn’t like to dress formally. You could say he’s a tie rant.”
- “How do farmers mend their pants? With cabbage patches!”
- “I brought eye-shadow and lipstick to school because I have a make-up exam.”
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